things i usually say during my rides

  • me: can you not
  • me: put your head down you're not a giraffe
  • me: can you please go faster
  • me: oh god slow down horse slow down
  • me: stop being so sassy for the love of god
  • me: look at that horse over there! do what he's doing
  • me: what the hell are you looking at
  • me: oh look, it's a person. much fright. so very scare.
  • me: it's another horse can yoU CALM DOWN
  • me: that blanket has been there the entire time we've been in here why are you afraid of it now.
  • horse: herp derp derp derp
  • me: *face palms*

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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Baby Horse Problems

leadrope:

Me: Please bend your body left

Horse: No *shoves right*

Horse: *Throws head up in air*

Horse: *Flails head around*

Horse: *Throws self on floor and has tantrum*

— 2 hours later —

Horse: OH *bends left*

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the-dressage-moo:

horsesequalsmiles:

kimblewick:

transperceneige:

From this Facebook page.

Blinded by success.

Can’t see the haters

Crying.

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Timestamp: 1406403372

the-dressage-moo:

horsesequalsmiles:

kimblewick:

transperceneige:

From this Facebook page.

Blinded by success.

Can’t see the haters

Crying.

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rad-ical:

The finished paintings.

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Timestamp: 1406403245

rad-ical:

The finished paintings.

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relationship with horses:

youaintnorose:

how people think it is:

image

how it really is:

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